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Hef and his Legacy.

Hugh Hefner passed away yesterday.
It’s always sad when most folks pass over....
leaving family and friends to go to that big naked party in the sky etc...
I’m just not sure how
I feel about him and his legacy. I’m sure he was a nice
man as far as politeness goes....I’m sure if he was my neighbour, I’d borrow
a cup of sugar from him now and again.....him
coming to the door in smoking jacket with pipe in hand.

When I was a kid, an older female friend of my sister, brought us
into her living room when her parents were out to show
us her dad’s stash of nudie magazines. Do you like them Bren?
she’d ask? yes! I’d answer shyly. I was happy to be included
in bigger girl things and slightly illicit things at that.
Naked bodies have always looked beautiful to me....touching
my artistic soul some what I guess. As I grew older I remember
how fascinated boys and men would be by these magazines....we didn’t have
internet nudes and porn just yet. I noticed that out of all
of the variety out there...Playboy seemed tamer and more
classy than the rest.....slightly soft focus....no gynecological shots.

What did hit me however was how these magazines
gave most men and boys a weird idea of female beauty
.....and gave us women one more plateau to have to reach.
I don’t know any real woman who could go around with her
own retoucher....cellulite,stretch mark, zit eraser.
We’d tell the guys that real women don’t look this way
and they’d say “I know and I don’t care”. Sigh.
Maybe we women put more importance on men’s
wank material....maybe it didn’t really matter if it “did the trick”.
I don’t know.... I personally didn’t care if any man I dated
also looked at these photos, I understood hormones, the lure
of beauty etc. Maybe it was a bit easier for me
as a woman because my artistic side always allowed for nudes
.....beauty is beauty is beauty...

but

the stupidity of some of the pictures...I’m here naked in high heels
washing your car!....I’m here naked playing with farm animals!
I’m here doing road side work naked with a jack hammer
( I mean who doesn’t jack hammer naked?) I’m rolling naked in the sand !!!
(I mean...sand in crevices folks...think about it. Ow.)

Whatever.....Hef is gone...the internet has taken over, women still
get judged by their looks and men by their wallets. I’d like to think
that things have gotten better....a bit at least.

Goodbye Hef. Say hi to Marilyn, Dorothy Stratton and all those
others up there. I hope for your next life...you come back as a girl.

Peace.

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