Ants

Why are you in my house ants? I've been telling you that I have to be able to clean etc. and have been warning you that your staying to this morning is your agreement to maybe be killed in a horrid spray of disinfectant. I've been hiding food well...but I forgot the sugar bowl. How interesting to find you all in there having a party. Now I know I don't need a lot of sugar..so thankyou for that, but really I don't eat much in the way of sprinkled on sugar so no need really to be so thoughtful. I address the overlighting spirit of the ant to please take your beings outside to the yard....I ask you this with the greatest of respect and concern. I'm just one woman, trying to keep a tidy home with the least killing possible! please heed my call. Thankyou.